why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
(via pinkteabagarhut)
I’m just
Scared and frieghtened. I’m afraid of tornados, terrified. And as the storm comes towards me I look through the tornado tag. I always thought Oklahoma was small. No one really cared about us, nothing about Oklahoma is great…. I was wrong. Thank you those whom aren’t from Oklahoma, but care, and be safe those whom are, and good luck.
You guys ok
- Hey people in Oklahoma are you guys ok?
- nOT REALLY THANK YOU THOUGH
i cybered on omegle today
- You: hi
- Stranger: hey
- You: wanna cyber
- Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
- You: ya
- Stranger: And okay then, you start?
- You: i come into ur bedroom
- You: and ur sleeping
- You: and i crawl under your blanket
- Stranger: I'm still asleep
- You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
- You: and u wake up and smile
- Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
- You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
- You: cutting off your penis
- Stranger: wait
- You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
- Stranger: Then what...?
- You: I HATE YOU
- Stranger: I didn't cheat
- You: you bleed to death in your bed
- Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
- You: nobody ever knows what happened
- You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
- You: the end
- Stranger: I have a mercedes?
- You: not anymore faggot
- Your conversation partner has disconnected.
i heard that every time u rev your motorcycle at 6 in the morning u lose an inch of your penis
(via starvingfartist)
I needed more Superwholock music in my life. [x]
OH MY GOD REBLOGGING EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE THIS BECAUSE THIS IS AMAZING AND
EVERY
SINGLE
LIVING
SUPERWHOLOCKIAN
MUST HEAR THIS!!!!!
THIS IS AMAZING i started crying at the doomsday part…
That was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard.
chills in the first five seconds.
body tingled everywhere
Reblogged as soon as I heard Chameleon Circuit. Also because this is amazing!
1. Sherlock Theme Music Box Version (Ziassan)
2. O’ Death (Jen Titus)
3. The Sound of Drums (Chameleon Circuit)
4. I am the Doctor Dubstep Version (MrMattsmith0)
5. Sherlock Theme Metal Version (Baran Yasar)
6. Carry On Wayward Son (Kansas)
7. Don’t Blink Speech (Tenth Doctor/David Tennant)
8. Doomsday (Murray Gold)
9. Moriarty speech (Moriarty/Andrew Scott)
10. (??? What’s this music, I don’t know it)
11. “Saving People” (Dean Winchester/Jensen Ackles)
12. Supernatural theme sequence
10. Sail.
Perfect Music mashup is perfect.OMFG I SAW THE IMAGE AND THOUGHT SOMEONE MADE THIS ABOUT ME HOLY CRAP
Did this seriously just come full circle to my dash? Does this mean I’m Tumblr famous now?
holy shit
(via tavrojandro)
APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos”
REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS”
WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT
Are we?
yes we fucking are now shut your dirty whore mouth you lil shit
(via schtickyfriend)
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
(via schtickyfriend)
would you rather date a person in their “RAWR :3 XD LOLOLOL TROLLED!!! .3.” phase or drop raw onions in your eyes
(via starvingfartist)
All the different ‘characters’/variations of Sam Jared has played. [Dean]
Also:
somebody has to add sick!Sam
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